Empire of Whimsy
Poems, stories, alternative realities.
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Hog Blop
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So, this is not a poem. I am breaking with my usual style to take part in a Blog Hop, nominated as I was by my delightful sister. You can...
7 Year Bitch
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When did what we were give way to what we have become? Which straw broke the way back? When did we stop having fun? When did I start ex...
Columbina
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Fizzing, I lie here. Desirous pulses pooling. Body stubbornly not cooling. I turn to prevent my indiscretion. Auto-scolding for the sit...
Maughold
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Discoveries of coal-glowing idealists, Humour and admirable women. Leit- motifs, themes and long term schemes. Music and compliments. C...
In TIAs
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They call it a stroke, but a stroke's a caress, A present borne through gentleness. T'would be better to call it a bolt from the ...
Bis
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Our Archduke's hard to pinpoint But in rearview will come clear. I'm watching repeats of the 20th And foretelling the future in ...
Accidental
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Malformed. Miscreated. Discombobulated. Disconsolate. Bereft. Endeavours. Enburdened. Encapsulated. Entropy. Desolate. Disinteres...
The Dinner Ladies in the Chronic Canteen
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"The dinner ladies in the chronic canteen serve up portions; big, small and green. They dole out rations of little yellow pills and...
Eviscerator of Lions
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Forever fancy-dressed In costumes that hide in plain view. Self-betraying underachiever Charges forward with a smile on her face. Sleep...
A Beautiful Mind
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As older I grow, the more that I know and learnings I should share. A pretty young face and adventurous tastes can lead you anywhere. B...
Textured Echoes
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I whisper words of long lost loves and could-have-beens and never-was and remind myself of times there were when She was alive and I was...
Itsnotareal Town
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Itsnotareal Town was once a thriving centre with market-bustle busy-ness and off-season in the Winter. A quaint and happy tourist trap....
Mango Kisses
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Four words to describe what you are to me Are: butterflies; sufficient; strong and synchronicity. Knowing and accepting. As solid as the ...
Diary Entry - 25th November 2007
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Found a flower 29th October. A red carnation, on Claudio's way back from a baptism in Milan. Today, the 25th of November- it is still a...
Paris 2
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I relearned what it is like to be thirteen years old And carefully ignored my heart-shaped gaping bleeding hole. I'm free to roam the...
Reformed Character
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I think on lessons from regrets, But pride and anger interject. It's still too soon to take it back. Despite maturity's honesty ...
Lena; Jezebel; Amanda; Mail
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The mass debates that circulate On beauty, form and fuzz Revolve, it seems, on lost esteem And a bitchy, mean-girl buzz. Too thin, too ...
Dreamtime
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I dreamed I swam down Tynwald Street Upon a cloud of milk. I smiled and waved to passers-by, to mongers of all ilk. I front-crawled ove...
Three Times A Lady
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Here she comes, ringing the constants. Holding the world in her manically proprietous glare, anticipating offence, with perpetually rais...
Lamb Appassionata
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I had another of those conversations. The ones that start with, "Can I just have a word?" and end with both parties disconsola...
The Poison Toad
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The poison toad squats as a mucilaginous spite-pat over his ever-diminishing domain. Occasionally he lumbers in oozing bullious wheedle...
The Great Flood
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This place is awash and for once it's not metaphorical. Unsympathetic observers remark that it's hardly a world class disaster ...
Rum Goings On
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Once upon a rum soaked night The boy with scars external Met the girl with scars internal. Her asbestos heart was set alight. The scars...
Malcontented Walrus Man
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Somehow he oozes free from a car designed for a being a fraction of his mass. Ego-swollen, he appears to have made an inescapable life ...
Tuba Weasel
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It is a testament to psychiatry and a chip on her lumpy shoulders that she is still alive. Once so sensible by profession now a narciss...
18th Century Man
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He is jarring against the concrete, high street, 60% viscose, quick fix, app twisted backdrop. He swims into focus- rough hands, soft ey...
Call To Arms
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Every day I read the news with growing trepidation. It’s regression on a massive scale. The end of civilisation. We’re not pun...
Recipe for Disaster
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A handful of sugar. A penny of salt. A pinch for your thoughts, your light and your faults. A tight squeeze. A light squeeze. Freshly ...
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Freshers Love
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You tongue your way to my pleasure. Fist claws cotton. Breath escapes. The film plays on - Unwatched. Sunlight plays on your spin...
Clown.
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Just one more clown in his circus you are. Such a public mockery. You are a tool in his all-consuming self-love. Unwilling to face the o...
Lazy Dreveries
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I blow chains of momentary beauty But they cannot capture the moments with you. Watching the world hurry past I saunter through thoughts...
06/04/04
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As a teardrop I fall for you. Melancholic. Mesmerised. So far, so fast, so frail I fall. Shattered before I crushed. A stolen heartless...
Hiding
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Long sleeves. Long legs. These lines are too telling. I wish I could explain how this pain helps that pain. But language is limited.
20/03/2010 Dear Gio (but not for Gio)
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Surrounded by vices as strange as sliced toast Interacting with many half-living, half-ghost. Some glowing brightly, some dulled by life...
Per Luciana Zapparoli - L'Anniversario D'Oro.
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This I drew this for my mother-in-law on the occasion of my in-laws' 50th wedding anniversary. It is an image of her on her wedding...
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14/10/13
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I feel I am just waking up from 10 years in Van Winkle dust. Head is clearing, footsteps lighter. Horizons wide and vision brighter. Em...
Christmas 2002
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Once there were three: The magic number- 3 witches; 3 wishes; 3 wise men. Maiden runs away; goes to see a crone. The witch of the East ...
The Mermaid and The Sloth
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Come and meet some friends of mine, we'll go to where they stay with toasting glasses held aloft and witty repartee. I'm sure w...
Mary Poppins
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Idyllic, but my brain won't SHUT UP!
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He Says, She Says
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He says I'm not the me I was, That I have changed irreparably. He says we argue all the time. Ironically, I disagree. He says he lo...
Dispensary Blues
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I am sick of helping the sick And getting nothing in return. No sick pay, no thanks. Just above minimum wage I earn. I am sick of heari...
Speaker Celebrity
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Three years of ridding myself of my rage left me bellaputrescent and old for my age. I appear to you now as a mere wizened spectre; A wr...
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17/02/08 The Unit
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Hang ups fall of in The Basement. Woven webs hang fallen girls. Pricey silence and finite liberty. Safety in networking. Too tangled to...
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Life as a Legal Drug Dealer
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Daily I hunch as a pensive Paolo Upon the stool of derailed dreams. Bathing in burning garlic fumes and the stench of chip fat long sinc...
Roundhouse, London, 12/07/2013
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I steamed and spun one London night, As trains did long ago. Euphoria; experimental; Honesty and woe. My facial vines of eyeliner mysti...
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Lorrainespotting
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Choose existence. Choose to talk to your firiends. Choose to get the fuck on with it, even if it means you'll have bad dreams. Choose to...
Return from Sonar
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The signs above my head read thusly: It is 18 degrees C. It is 4:42 AM It is prohibited to smoke. I must wear a seat-belt. To my right,...
Five - Six - Thirteen
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After a glorious production the sun bows graciously behind the trees on my right to rapturous vesperturnal applause. To my left the bats ...
He
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He is a misanthropic Dr Seuss character Fantastic and forlorn. In his tower, viewing Camelot. A spaceful time; timeless but for A dinosa...
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