Empire of Whimsy

Fear steers our ideals. I like to pretend that my intentions are guided by pride in my liberty but honestly, it’s obvious ...

Every day I read the news with growing trepidation. It’s regression on a massive scale. The end of civilisation. We’re not pun...

You tongue your way to my pleasure. Fist claws cotton. Breath escapes. The film plays on - Unwatched. Sunlight plays on your spin...

I am sick of helping the sick And getting nothing in return. No sick pay, no thanks. Just above minimum wage I earn. I am sick of heari...

Daily I hunch as a pensive Paolo Upon the stool of derailed dreams. Bathing in burning garlic fumes and the stench of chip fat long sinc...

The signs above my head read thusly: It is 18 degrees C. It is 4:42 AM It is prohibited to smoke. I must wear a seat-belt. To my right,...

Even in the midst of night the distant wail of T-Rex's cousins reach me. And even when I am not right and fall and fail I let the le...

It's too late to leave We're all here now Why don't we make the best of it? We could stay and chill, maybe take some pills. Mut...

Hey Gorgeous! How's it going? I had a word with Pepe Le Pious this eve as he was up to his usual tricks. needless to say he took it like...

Oh basilesque basilisk, you've captured me again! No golden fleece of gain to reach, just smoky sublimation. Fossilised and randomised...

My heart belongs to another, My body another still. Some things I cannot explain to you dear And other things I never will. My life is...

Once upon a Summertime there lived a golden prince In a palace built from beans that grew from kitchen sinks. He went outside when m...