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Freshers Love

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You tongue your way to my pleasure. Fist claws cotton. Breath escapes. The film plays on - Unwatched. Sunlight plays on your spin...

Idyllic, but my brain won't SHUT UP!

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The Mystery of the Moon

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One crystal-aired and clear-skied day I wandered pondering away, To discover if the tales were true; Is lunar rock just cheese of blue? ...
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Assorted Notable Texts

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Hey Gorgeous! How's it going? I had a word with Pepe Le Pious this eve as he was up to his usual tricks. needless to say he took it like...

Basilesque Basilisk

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Oh basilesque basilisk, you've captured me again! No golden fleece of gain to reach, just smoky sublimation. Fossilised and randomised...

Pig Ignorant

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Once upon a Summertime there lived a golden prince In a palace built from beans that grew from kitchen sinks. He went outside when m...
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